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MKT 1001 – Marketing Concepts in Plain English
By arzhou | August 31, 2007
One Prof teaching marketing concepts to his students, way they can understand..
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?” - That’s Brand recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her! and bef ore you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets
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August 31st, 2007 at 10:50 am
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry my indian friend!†– That’s outsourcing
August 31st, 2007 at 12:02 pm
why don’t have plugging?
August 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and give her a url http://ping.sg/read/I_am_very_rich_marry_me – That’s plugging
August 31st, 2007 at 11:22 pm
haha very funny, what a fun course
September 1st, 2007 at 12:20 am
Ad I want to attend future lectures by this lecturer can? Hahaha!