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OMG I am fired from the CIA?
By arzhou | June 22, 2007
Imagine, I was Michael Weston, a CIA Operative on USA Network’s Burn Notice and I just discovered a secret plot by the CIA. Its not your typical cliche plot, in fact it is a plot to eradicate coffee from the face of the earth. Why? Simply because the head of the CIA thinks that COFFEE break reduces productivity of all CIA operatives. Having a quick 10 minute break might result in an important piece of information being ignored or a critical decision not being made. Or simple cos the head of the CIA just hates coffee ( He is part of the tea appreciation society of the USA)
Well, I accidentally found out about this while on my coffee break (how ironic). In order to save my precious rights to drink a cup of Java. I decided to take things into my own hands, I stole his plans and destroyed it, then I invited starbucks to set up shop in CIA HQ, obviously to the chargrin of the big boss.
So one fine day, I was called into the office….. and in typical donald trump fashion… “YOU ARE FIRED”.
Well to find out how Michael Weston really got fired, tune in to USA Network’s Burn Notice.
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